Tag: addicted
group name: fourtwentyclub
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July 23, 2007 08:05 PM EDT --
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Enjoying what I'm doing.
What is your greatest fear?
There's a bunch of competitors running neck and neck.
What historical figure do you most identify . . . more
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September 22, 2007 04:47 PM EDT --
Important note: The article below is not satiric in intent. Any discernable self-parody is unintentional.
Something strange is going on. You can see it for your self on the first . . . more
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September 14, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
September 14, 2007
By Digger Burrows, GNN Marketing Correspondent
Our fearless front line investigative team has obtained these pictures from an anonymous source who met them outside a building . . . more
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September 26, 2007 06:22 PM EDT --
Nippy Katz, in a press conference held in the parking lot of the Costco in Livermore, CA has announced that his blocking campaign is in full swing. "Since 9/21 when I announced my intention . . . more
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July 10, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
My daughter met Eva when she was five months old. A local shelter had cats available for adoption at a local pet supply store. There was something about her that struck a chord. My daughter . . . more
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July 09, 2007 06:29 PM EDT --
Somewhere in Cyberspace
July 9, 2007
Digger Burrows, GNN Political Correspondent at Large
In a press conference this morning Nippy Katz, Aleatoric Party Chairman, announced that the party . . . more
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July 30, 2007 12:24 PM EDT --
San Francisco, CA
July 30, 2007
Nippy Katz, well known frog about town has met his match. The inveterate prankster's latest jape backfired on him today. He had taken a job with . . . more
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June 27, 2007 01:35 PM EDT --
This is inspired by (blatantly stolen from) an article by Elizabeth B called "The Religious Affiliations of Superoes" She alerts people to a web site that has all the religious dirt . . . more
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July 01, 2007 09:46 PM EDT --
July 1, 2007
Dublin, CA
This afternoon Opal came downstairs and, for the first time in weeks, napped on the living room couch. General Morty observed from his hardened bunker underneath the Queen Anne . . . more
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September 24, 2007 04:50 PM EDT --
by Digger Burrows GNN Statistics and Provocation Correspondent
The Orange Place
September 24, 2007
Four out of the top 20 are neither games nor chat. The leader is a photography . . . more
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July 17, 2007 07:31 PM EDT --
In this morning's San Francisco Chronicle there was a great column by Jon Carroll. He doesn't always hit the mark but this column on genre fiction was great. Most of the column is a . . . more
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August 27, 2007 05:08 PM EDT --
I don't go to theaters much. My wife expects audience members to be civilized. She's almost always disappointed. At home this weekend we watched "Jesus Camp," a documentary . . . more
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June 26, 2007 01:55 PM EDT --
Yesterday I cashed in some of my points and started climbing the golden stairs again. Today I've reached a milestone of sorts. I'm pretty proud. You can see why.
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September 21, 2007 08:04 PM EDT --
That's right, folks. In response to a flood of requests SmedleyCorp™ will soon release FrogTogs™, a new line of clothing inspired by Froggy the Gremlin's personal style. Froggy . . . more
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June 29, 2007 05:04 PM EDT --
On an August afternoon, one of those 90/90 days when your clothes feel like a coat of wet plaster, a guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. It's not much but the air conditioner . . . more
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July 26, 2007 03:04 PM EDT --
I read about Britney Spears' dog and the expensive dress this morning. I felt bad for the assistant who had to do the poop scooping. It got me to thinking about people and their pets. . . . more
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August 02, 2007 03:23 PM EDT --
I have to admit that I haven't done this since I was 14 or so. The last time I did it the police came to visit me. A friend and I called the mother of a kid we didn't like. I . . . more
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July 23, 2007 12:47 PM EDT --
Dublin, CA
July 23, 2007
Yesterday the occupation forces led by General Morty withdrew from the Katz residence. Standing atop a blue cat carrier the feline general announced "Mission accomplished." . . . more
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August 31, 2007 05:49 PM EDT --
Quid pro quo.
For demi-gods like me
It's sometimes hard to see
That on Gather right here
There's only one to fear.
It's Charles, the diety
Who holds heaven's gold key. . . . more
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September 20, 2007 02:48 PM EDT --
I'm not in a good mood. It's OK. I ran out of a crucial prescription med yesterday and will get some more at the pharmacy tonight. Meanwhile, let's play a game. It's . . . more
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